Poor, Poor Oliver

Poor Oliver has been nibbling his private parts incessantly and now he's in a cone. Poor Oliver knows how to manipulate the emotions of onlookers by using his sad brown eyes, causing them to say "poor Oliver!" when they see him. Poor Oliver has never worn a cone before in his life, and apparently, it's as heavy as carrying a boulder on a rope around your neck.

Poor Oliver.

Nine more days to go.