Blame it on the pit bulls

When all else fails, blame it on a pit bull.

This poor toddler had to get 70 stitches on her face because a dog bit her. Mom blamed it on a wandering pit bull. Mmmm hmmm. After further questioning, mom had to admit the truth. The awful truth. That she's a neglectful, lying piece of trash.

Turns out mom wasn't watching as her toddler got too near the family dog's bowl. The dog? An Alaskan Husky. Nope; not a pit bull.

Moral of the story: Any dog can bite. All owners should take responsibility.

They're doing it again - They're making - gulp - SENSE!

What if an individual dog was evaluated to determine its behavior? Instead of labeling it aggressive based on its breed, an expert would run a battery of tests to determine if that dog, that SPECIFIC dog was aggressive or showed any signs of becoming aggressive. It's an amazing concept, isn't it?

And the ASPCA is working with the military to do just that in an effort to keep pets and their families together in Marine Corps housing units in South Carolina.

Better watch out. This idea might catch on.

More money for Michael Vick

Will this man ever stop earning money? What's the deal here? Sure, he spent a little time in jail, but he's on the top of the world. And it just keeps coming.

He just signed with BET for an eight-part documentary about his life. More income for a man who is far from deserving a high-profile or a multi-million dollar income. He’s hardly suffering for the pain and heartache he caused and he’s teaching our children that they can do whatever they want, spend a little time in jail, and still reap the rewards. Big rewards. HUUUUUGE rewards.

How I'd like to wipe that smirk off of his face.